I mean, I am but you couldn't just say no? Really, I just need your confirmation that I look okay and not like the Goodyear Blimp because if I do look like the Hindenburg, I'm pretty sure I would see that. Don't you hate when you ask someone if the clothes you are wearing make you look fat and they come back with "They don't make you look that fat". Oh...okay, so they only make me look a little fat because a little fat isn't that bad.
Note to self: Stop asking people for their opinion because I may not like it. Only ask my loyal but lying friends who feed my precious ego not the honest because it's funny friends. Or just lose weight.
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