Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Houdini lives!

What the hell? Big Red calls me yesterday at work to tell me "I thought you locked Max in the house when you left?!" Uh...I did. HE WAS OUT! What the? The doggy door was down and the doors and windows were locked! We were quite puzzled by this. We think he figured out how to push up the doggy door and slip under it. How do you contain a dog that is too smart for his own good? He pawed and chewed through the back gate and was out faster than Houdini. Do you know my stomach hurts when I think about how anxiety ridden and stressed he must feel? Thank goodness I didn't have kids because I worry enough about this dog. Do I need to quit my job and be a stay at home dog mom? Maybe he has grown thumbs and can now open doors. Lord, it was a Monday.

Today, I am already in my office and my hair isn't brushed, my cell phone is in the red, my gas tank is empty and I am having honey roasted peanuts and Diet Dr. Pepper for breakfast. What is wrong with me? I am usually much more put together than this, I swear. It may just be this time of the year. I am working on budgets, trying to close out a fiscal year and just realized my finance assistant is off today and my boss will be off for the next three days. Do you think it will be a peaceful and relaxed day? Do you think if I could go back in time I would pick another career besides accounting? I almost did but that's a story for another time. I can't go in to it now because I have just worked myself up in to a frenzy. I am going to do 5 minutes of meditation (medication would be better) and start my day. No pressure.


1 comment:

La Skeletor said...

At least you got to work on time.