Look, do you want to be happy or do you want to be together?
What void in yourself were you trying to fill with this dog?
I don't believe in milk.
I'm from La Mesa, so...
Carpe Diem, Y'all!
When I meet new people my motto is, I don't like you until I like you.
Whoa, your underarms are hairy!
Since you've known me, how many times have I been wrong?
Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho.
I would also like to point out that two of my now ex-dearest friends had a jewelry party last night that I so kindly showed up to and even bought something from. I left my earring at her house and you know what? She just sent me an e-mail picture of my earring with the word HOSTAGE attached to it. SHE IS HOLDING MY EARRING HOSTAGE! Very much like something I would do. What can I say? She pees in the shower. Now I am left with no recourse but to publish the offenders picture on my blog. She looks guilty, doesn't she?
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