Friday, July 10, 2009

What the hell...


A few weeks ago I decided that I was done with cursing. I didn't want to run the risk of offending anyone. I was worried that someone would feel bad because they heard me down the hall cursing up a storm at work.

Fast forward to this week...It was a bad week. I decided that this just wasn't the week to give up cursing. I really needed to express my feelings. I know what you are thinking, the same excuse people use all the time for not cursing. It just makes you look ignorant, unintelligent and just rude. Your vocabulary must be so limited that you have to rely on such paltry words.

Fuck that! I know lots of words, even big words. Obstinate, lackadaisical, reticent, boisterous, gregarious and maybe even absonite. Seriously, look it up!

I really enjoy cussing, cursing, profanity, swearing or whatever you want to call it. I am no longer worried about offending anyone. Look, FUCK. See, don't care.

BTW, I am listening to Prince's Sexy Motherfucker right now! Love that song.

Honestly, I really don't use too many curse words. I think my favorite is fuck. I also like shit, bitch, shithead, wad, pussy, bastard, whore and asshole. Not so bad right. Every now and then I like to throw out a C U Next Tuesday. I save that one for very special people.

You never know, one day you too might be special.

2 comments:

La Skeletor said...

Word.

Funny in my mind said...

Cussing is cool. I tried to stop. It made me bitter and angry...