Monday, July 20, 2009

Pain and loathing in San Antonio

I loathe Jillian Michaels. I don't just hate her...that's just not enough. I abhor her. I just did her 20 minute shred and what the hell?! It's only 20 minutes...she said. 20 minutes of pure pain and evilness. Why did I even bother trying it when I am on VACATION? 'Cause I'm stupid.

Satan = Jillian Michaels.

You know what? I can't do push ups. Not even the girl push ups. It took me longer to get down on the floor and back up than the actual exercise. She yelled at me through the T.V. "NO MODIFIED JUMPING JACKS BECAUSE I HAVE 400 LB. PEOPLE DO JUMPING JACKS AND IF THEY CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU!" She is mean. Hate.


1 comment:

chinamommy said...

i use to have a Cindy Crawford work out tape (yes TAPE), my brother liked to watch it in fast motion... sick, i know!
Yes, i do realize how lucky i am- the darling, the mister... life is GREAT!
why, why, why does someone leave HAWAII??? WHY????????
Have a fun vaca & stay away from satan!