Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The day the randomness ended.

It was another hot Texas day when it happened. It was like watching a building implode right in front of your eyes. It all started innocently with us talking about the training Moman did this past weekend for an upcoming dualthalon, when Little Gay R said it. He said Michelle was slow on the bicycle and it all went downhill from there. The rest of sat there and were powerless to stop the massacre that would forever be known as the day Moman was no more. I wish we had popcorn for the show.

Michelle got very defensive about her bike riding skills and the defense shield was up for the rest of what was a very short lunch. Needless to say, I don’t think they will still be doing a duathalon together. The following is the e-mail that followed lunch.

From: Michelle
Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 1:33 PM
To: K; Little Gay R; H

Sorry for being so defensive. I blame Little Gay R for

From: Michelle
Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 1:39 PM
To: H; K; Little Gay R

Sorry Little Gay R, you had to be the scapegoat in this
one. That will teach you to call me slow!

Little Gay R’s response?

No worries. Making me the scapegoat, however, doesn’t diminish the fact that you're a slow bike rider. Even if you were the slowest bike rider in the world, though, I’d still turn around and wait for you.

Awkward much? They have worked everything out but H and I were only too happy to share some advice with them regarding having a work spouse. This is why after 8 years, Kugo is still going strong. We do not throw each other under the bus nor do we point out the others faults in front of everyone else. We are loyal above all else. When will the duo formerly known as Moman ever learn? Kids today.



@eloh said...

I guess she isn't going to admit being a slow bike rider any time soon.

La Skeletor said...

I swear, M is do damn cute it's not even funny. She'll never admit it and I'll never recant...NEVER!