Saturday, May 17, 2008

Reasons I should have a second job on the weekends

Some thoughts I had upon waking this morning:

Why can't they invent a bra that hides your back fat?

Why does my mom say threadmill when it's called a treadmill? It's not like I haven't told her this.

Puerto Rican Princess keeps saying "Thanks God" instead of "Thank God" and it's really not an accent thing maybe it's just a stupid thing?

Why does it bother our dog Max so much when we watch porn? Come to think of it he really doesn't like it when we have sex either. Maybe he is religious and feels it offends his morals. Max is Jesus Dog?

Before I got out of bed this morning, I pondered for at least 10 minutes on if I should eat breakfast first or poop...apparently poop waits on no man. Just ask H, he had this revelation at McDonald's yesterday.

I wish I could draw cartoons like H but I'm not very creative or motivated. Sorry, I meant creatibe or motibated.


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