Monday, May 26, 2008

How was your weekend?


Conversation secretly recorded on Memorial Day:

Stranger: Good Afternoon, ma'am, did you have a good weekend?

K: Fuck Yeah!

Stranger: What did you do?

K: Have lot's of awesome sex, ate good food, and had mind-blowing orgasms.

Stranger: Okay, that's great I guess. Anything to add?

K: This was the best fucking weekend I've fucking had in a long mother fucking time and bless this country and everyone who fought for it.

Stranger: Wonderful, have a great day.

K: Bet your ass I will.

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